I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
Sun of a Million Earths
The sun is big. Really big. Big enough to hold about a million Earths, by volume.
But our brains aren’t good with visualizing big numbers. So what does a million Earths look like?
Thanks to Chris Jones and his visualization at Space Facts, you can find out. Check it out. Prepare to scroll!
washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment
and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner.
I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.
That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually
nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.
it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like
"fuck. god damn it. not again. shit."
what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had
*kanye at an art gallery*
kanye: wow dis is a beautiful painting
me: kanye dats just a mirror
kanye: ill taek 4
Being horny 24/7 is a gift and a curse
its 1am on a thursday morning and instead of sleeping, all i can think about is the taste of your lips